Dear Puerto Plato,
In 15 days you will meet me. Get excited!!
Trying to dissuade me from visiting you set up a horde of obstacles, but I, Tori, in my cleverness have nearly conquered them all. I have paid for your expensive plane ticket - I have made my body immune to your viral/mosquito warfare - I can produce an accurate and up-to-date passport AND I now own a cotton skirt.
Yes! Cotton!
Your sun may scorch my skin but it will not lead me to suffer an involuntary salt bath in the middle of the city.
Can't wait to meet you!
Love,
Tori
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